June 2012
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Sometimes you’re a music critic but you haven’t written anything in a while, and you wonder if you’re only in the game for the dollar bills and mad pussy but then you finish off a piece you’ve been working on for a while and it’s like “YEAH!” and you throw your hands up and turn Super Saiyan and you smash through the roof and fly into space where Kenny...
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David Caruso enters an empty warehouse. Plastic cups litter the floor. The only light streams in through the open doors. It’s the middle of the day and it looks just like any warehouse party post-morning, except for the splatter of blood covering the decks on the stage cordoned off by yellow police tape. It’s the sixth in a string of nightclub attacks, only this is the only time the...
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mills replied to your quote: Throughout his life, he suffered from alcoholism…
Fuck!
The older I get the less sure I am of ways to confidently, painlessly commit suicide. Remember that scene in Purple Rain where Prince’s Dad takes a bullet to the head? He does not die instantly like I was taught by videogames/action movies! Hanging can leave you suffocating, razors are messy,...
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“Throughout his life, he suffered from alcoholism and depression, and on the...”
– John Berryman
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It seems like Pitchfork has been paying a lot more attention to Australian artists lately and I think it’s great, hopefully the net effect will be that Australian artists start really stepping it up. There are a lot of local bands I really like but a little bit because I judge them by Australian standards, which is a whole “smartest kid in the sandpit” thing. It’s nice when...
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theremixbaby replied to your audio post: She said they miss the old Drake / Girl, don’t…
Replace Drake with Jake in lyrics. YOU AIN’T EVEN TRIP WHEN FRIENDS SAY YOU AIN’T BRINGING JAKE ALONG
Yo I do this all the time now ever since you started doing it for me like six months ago.
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She said they miss the old Drake / Girl,...
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“Show media (and free condoms) are in the pigeon hole in the purple folder. Help...”
– The Perks of Being a Radio Host.
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“I know that I do care about women and that as 51% of the planet’s...”
– Rob Delaney seems like a nice guy.
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The other night I was at a bar and I ran into the singer of a band I really like who I’ve met before and he recognised me, which was nice, and we started talking about his music, and I asked him if he ever read his press and he said he did, and later we were talking about his influences (this is the kind of stuff you can only do casually in a bar, don’t ever, EVER ask a band about...
