May 2012
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superman walks into the fortress of solitude and sees jor-el just chillin. “yo kal-el, how ya doin?” he asks superman (kal-el is his real name) and superman says “doin well” and jor-el turns around and says “no your doing good, fifth graders do well” lol
May 31st
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“I suppose it’s always worth remembering to review what you got as opposed...”
– Yeah?
May 31st
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May 30th
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If you’re a subscriber to The Awl newsletter and you have any information about who stole Choire’s computer and wrote mean things about cats, please contact your local authorities immediately. 
May 30th
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Do you ever catch yourself thinking “I am a huge fan of this band,” before realising that you haven’t paid a cent for any one of their five albums?
May 30th
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“Dear Mr.Cohen Many things occurred to me on reading your review of the new...”
– More bands should respond to their reviews. More singers should be like Andy Falkous. 
May 29th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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Between 2006 and 2009 I would sometimes watch movies on repeat. I was working with a two monitor setup so on one I might’ve had Wet Hot American Summer and on the other I’d have World of Warcraft or Left 4 Dead or something like that. None of my friends could comprehend it. How could I watch the same thing over and over again? They had to move on to something entirely different. Now I...
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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WHEN A COWORKER QUITS TO TAKE A JOB IN P.R.
editorrealtalk: [gif of Kenneth Parcell reacting to Jack Donaghy having to give away his favourite pot: “That just makes me sad.”]
May 24th
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May 24th
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theremixbaby replied to your post: alexandra-ewing replied to your photo: Convenience… lol i forgot all about the ads. i have the ~*~**~*~premium version~~~*~~~*~*~*~ my bf bought it 4 me 4 xxxmas. if u had a girlfriend, you’d never have to listen to ads either!!!! :(
May 24th
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alexandra-ewing replied to your photo: Convenience is bullshit, I’ll do things the hard… I only noticed this yesterday and just about flipped my computer over. Yet when you mute a song, it continues on without you! I’m beginning to hone in on why I’ll use Spotify, which is for albums I haven’t listened to in a while that I know I’ll only want to listen to once or...
May 24th
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“If “Silhouettes” strikes you as more than a little cheesy,...”
– Hey Ryan, DJ Sammy’s “Heaven” is a damn fine song.
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Spotify.
Please recommend me some playlists. (Michelle and Pilot and Sophie need not apply; obviously I’ve already gotten to you.)  ?
May 22nd
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So Australia has Spotify now. Okay? Great.
May 22nd
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May 20th
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“You are not a fkn hanger-on (and spods and geeks and fans are important in any...”
– Neil Kulkarni
May 19th
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May 19th
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nosexcity replied to your post: Have you read the recent GQ interview with Biebs? HILARIOUS Hit the nail on the head with this post. (But you already knew that.) Yet I never get tired of hearing it.
May 19th
Anonymous asked: Who is your best friend and why?
May 19th
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darkydarkness-deactivated201208 asked: Hey! I think you've mentioned you're studying advertising, where do you do it? Is it any good? For some reason I'm obsessed with the idea of working in advertising, but I'm also wary of the fact that it might only be because I love Russell Howcroft quite a bit. Ttfn.
May 19th
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Anonymous asked: hi
May 19th
Anonymous asked: Have you read the recent GQ interview with Biebs? HILARIOUS
May 19th
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Anonymous asked: how do you say cleland? Is it clee-land or clell-und?
May 19th
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monsterpussy asked: JAKE CLELAND <3
May 19th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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“hello again to all my friends, together we can play some rock n roll,” a 5 year old sonny moore said to his kindergarten class, the shrunken heads of his enemies impaled upon his mighty trident..
May 17th
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whatfreshheckisthis replied to your photo: Afterwards I said to a friend “I’m glad we didn’t… Based on the experience of a friend who gave up mushrooms and the Atkins Diet after a bad night involving Dark Side of the Moon at a planetarium, you definitely made the right choice. This is incredible, thank you Tim.
May 17th
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May 16th
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reallyreallyreallytrying: When rappers talk about being “back in the game” they are referring to a decades-long game of Risk originally started in 1978 by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. According to the rules of the house, players are permitted to leave and re-enter the game as they wish. No one has yet achieved total world domination, although Wu-Tang Clan one time in the mid ’90s...
May 16th
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