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“At least Emma Watson isn’t fucking Kristen Stewart, whose idea of acting is just...”
– Yes, but imagine if Emma Watson were fucking Kristen Stewart.
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HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS (Trailer).
The trailer is finally out. “Complete the journey in 3D”. The sixth movie was also in 3D. The first six minutes, anyway. Then you had to remove the glasses if you wanted to watch the movie. I’m sorry, childhood. We’ll always have the books. This trailer makes Deathly Hallows look about as disappointing as trying to make a toasted cheese sandwich and finding out you only have wholegrain bread....
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DOCTOR WHO: SPECULATION ON THE FINALE.
With “The Big Bang” airing in a matter of hours, this could all be proven horrendously incorrect, the ramblings of an idiot with too much time. Or it could be proven highly accurate, the ramblings of an idiot with too much time. Either way, let’s have some fun. Amy’s house: Where it all began, in “The Pandorica Opens” The Doctor reminds Amy that her house has too many rooms. A seemingly...
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CollegeHumor's Sarah Schneider answers hundreds of... →
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“Am I seriously going to spend even three seconds of my life trying to remember...”
– It was at this point I thought to myself “I can’t wait until Gabe gets to the part where Sookie was all like ‘Sookie’”. Then he never commented on it. It was clearly the highlight of the episode, for fuck’s sake.
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THINGS THAT CAN'T JUSTIFIABLY PRECEDE "AS HELL"
Cool
Lame
Sexy
Boring
Hungry
Tasty
etc.
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“Somehow that seems wrong.”
– Abby. Yes! I’m certain it means something, but I can’t possibly think what. Also note that the specific date the nurse’s tag was issued was “30/11/1990”. 11:30 has been included a couple times throughout the series, further suggesting some kind of significance. Christ,...
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“Man. Ok, so where should I start if I want to get on the Doctor Who train?”
– Chrissy, my man, I’m glad you asked. I’m going to be drawn and quartered for this, but I think you could start at the first episode of this series, the fifth. It makes very few references to the immediately preceding series and is more accessible than before, I think. That’s really...
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“My character’s name in Superbad was Seth. And then there’s Seth...”
– Jonah Hill. The Herald Sun, Melbourne’s very finest publication, referred to him as the next Johnny Depp the other day.
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Pitchfork Reviews Reviews →
I’m in the middle of asking my favorite bloggers which Tumblrs I should follow, and I noticed this blog was recommended by bmichael on the radar. Initially I was turned off by the poor grammar (Christ, I am an asshole), but then I read this post, which is some seriously smart writing.
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“B. Michael was silent. His silence was arrogant and knowing.
“Because it gives...”
– This made me laugh so fucking hard. Put Tiger Beatdown in your RSS readers, people. Do people still use RSS?
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“50 CENTIPEDE”
– Kapi. And then 50 HUMAN CENTIPEDE. See, we don’t even need Photoshop! We will Photoshop with our minds.
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50 CENTIMETRE
I really wanted to continue kapi’s concept but Photoshop is crashing with alarming regularity. It’s the thought that counts, right?
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“omg i definitely contracted what you have”
– Things people should not post on the Facebook walls of the people they’re dating. 