I wish parodying these Awl chats wasn't so vogue... →
The [Pantene ad starring Kelly LeBrock], like most others, engendered hatred of...– Evan Wright, Salon.com
Anyone dumb enough to go see crap like that deserves to drink piss, that music...– You’re entitled to your opinion of NOFX - personally I admire how consistent their output has been over the past twenty years - but expressing it in such a way on TMZ.com is the best way to have that opinion immediately discounted.
Liz Lemonism | Tiger Beatdown →
There’s too much here for me to extract just one passage to replicate, so just fucking read it already.
While I see many thoughtful, spirited discussions...
nerdshares: in response to this Natasha VC/Julie Klausner review of Greenberg, I would like to quietly and respectfully say that my particular problem with this is that the “let’s get stoned and Gchat” dialogical format — featuring only vague references to the film’s plotline and replete with varying, kind of cutesy nicknames for the main character (G-berg, Greensie, Greenbro) — is not exactly...
Mary felt her body burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned....– Garth Marenghi, horror author.
Nancy Pelosi is my Homegirl →
No, most of the meme-creators took Advice Dog, changed the colours and the...– Man. I just typed this into a reply on Reddit, and immediately after thought to myself “Damn. Isn’t there something better I can be doing?” I’m a pretty smart guy, surely there is a better use for my talents right now. Contributing to online discussions is important, at least...
They may even have had ‘phones’ – not communication devices as we...– David Mitchell
No wonder the people in medieval woodcuts look so miserable, even when they...– Charlie Brooker
There's already a celebrity called Katy Brand. →
Nothing Katy Perry does is original. Nothing.
Like virtually every other member of my generation, I smoked dope throughout my...– Charlie Brooker
UGH YOU BOYS AND YOUR JOHN CUSACK IDOL WORSHIP!!!– My girl sparkleneelysparkle. It’s not idol worship, I pity the fool who aspires to be a John Cusack character (at least from the 90s, I would like to be him in War, Inc.) It’s more like empathy. He’s our Partner-In-Pathetic, when we’re feeling like shit BECAUSE YOU WHORES...
Their idiot shareholders sat there and applauded them for wasting billions of...– Joseph Evers, majority shareholder of Encyclopedia Dramatica, commenting on the lawsuit filed against the site by the Australian Human Rights Commission. It’s full of Orwellian doom-talk, but one has to admit that his anger is fueled by reason.
LazyWeb: Tonight, should I a) go clubbing in the...
I have been debating all week and I am no closer to a conclusion. Help me out, internet.
Your life seems pretty glamorous– It is, bmizzle, but it’s also extremely precarious, and entirely courtesy of my gracious and hard-working mother. My life goal is to achieve financial independence and maintain this lifestyle.
Destroy them with your powerful typed words, Jake! Destrooooooy!– Ally is my favorite skeptical admirer.
Most of it is just referring to whatever movie is popular at the time - and they...– Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer’s Wikipedia entry is almost entirely criticism.