September 2009
btw i never told you jake is like one of the hottest names ever for dudes. you...
– I did not.
HTML5 Super Friends Guide to HTML5 Hiccups →
topherchris:
Excellent. Plus there’s a unicorn at the bottom.
Zeldman’s got it together.
Nerd Patrol
jstn:
I installed Snow Leopard over the weekend and decided afterwards to reset my Time Machine backup, which I was surprised to find went back more than a year and had grown to 1.5TB. If you ever find yourself in this position, do everything you can to just reformat the whole disk. Because I share my Time Machine drive with other stuff I tried to just delete the “Backups.backupdb” folder...
hardee har har MONOCLE MONDAY
lllaurraaaa:
Monocle Monday is my favorite of the Mondays.
August 2009
I asked if you read—not that I care. My point is… when I was younger, I started...
– Agent Graves, 100 Bullets
Courting Condi - A documentary about one man's... →
Man, now I have to change the title of my film about unrequited love.
It just ticked over to September
I feel that, as a denizen of the future, I should inform you that THE ROBOTS ARE ATTACKING. CHAOS IN THE STREETS. RIOTS, DESTRUCTION. OH GOD, SOMETHING’S BANGING ON MY DOOR. IT’S GETTING LOUDER. OH FUCK, SOMEBODY C
Everything is as it should be. Have a wonderful day.
G’morning. I am offering my services as a relationship counsellor to Liam...
– Jonathon Ross
Sam Paro writes quite nice CSS
It’s true.
Aside: Ladies, I approve “You write nice CSS” as a pickup line to use on me. Keep that one in your hats.
Does anyone find that "Update Preview" in...
I don’t know why, but it’s always taken up to several minutes to reload the preview.
Stealing is a reprehensible, dishonest act of exhilaration and daring. And, like...
– Review with Myles Barlow is one of the best television shows made by an Australian (perhaps not a titanic accomplishment, considering the competition)
It's come to my attention...
…that a lot of people in my life are out of the loop on some significant developments that’ve happened to me recently, because whenever I go to update someone on something (say Twitter Wit, for example), they respond with “You’re in a BOOK? Since when?”
Maybe I should keep some sort of journal for these people to read. Perhaps online.
College life
Jake: Do you still have that paintball gun?
Allison: Yes. I shoot people with it from the window.
Allison: Cars too.
/b/ is such a piece of shit when the mods are...
A HEADBUTT FOLLOWED BY CRYING FROM THE PERSON WHO...
enjoli:
I approve. This is the only part of the movie I like. (Okay, I also like the part where Nick realizes he got some of her gum, took it out, looked at it weird, and put it back in his mouth to keep chewing. And the Seth Meyer and Andy Samberg cameos.)
You’re like a little canary in skinny jeans, huh?
Jason Biggs attacked by a Gibraltar ape →
The ape, pictured, was reportedly angry that Jason Biggs is still making movies.
Mary, if you insist on being gorgeous on my...
Some of us have work to do.
I enjoying replying "Murder" when people ask me...
So, y’know, they stopped asking.
well its too late now because i bought all the...
nedhepburn:
and somebody is going to drink a whole bottle of Manischewitz, somebody is going to drink a whole lot of White Russians, and we’re all going to watch “The Craft”, listen to Sarah McLachlan, and most likely throw up, all in the name of vaguely-pseudo-intellectual-immersional-journalistic-integrity. so quit yer yapping.
Please post the results on Manolith.
re: the dude
Yes it does.
The Girly Drink Fiasco
nedhepburn:
so, we have four participants. “dirty” preston, dan dominguez, paul jury, and myself. we are going to drink nothing but “girly drinks” for three hours. these are the rules:
ACTIVE drinking only. no nursing a drink for half an hour. the third hour should be very interesting.
one person shall drink nothing but Seabreeze Slammers.
one person shall drink nothing but White Russians.
...
Which RSS reader do the OSX users in the crowd...
And don’t even come at me with “I don’t use an RSS reader”, because if that is the case, you don’t know how to work the internet.
Wow, Wil Wheaton is actually really active on... →
I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego.
Think...
– Kanye West (via fuckyeahkanyewest)
There is no overlap between my online and offline...
Jake: Ugh, Laura is going to San Diego for the weekend.
Jake: Now who am I going to bitch about the people I follow to?
Girl: Who's Laura? People you follow where?
I’m sorry, if I had a nickel for every time someone told me that I would...
– She kills me.
The expansion of state-sponsored journalism is a threat to the plurality and...
– Rupert Murdoch goes on ironic rant, claims too much power in a single journalistic establishment is dangerous. Before he continues this venture into comedy, someone should tell him The Onion is already there.
Vint Cerf is The Architect
Have you seen the guy? Have you heard him talk? They are the same person.