August 2009
I do not advise going to sleep while watching...
Do you know how fucking terrifying it is to wake up after exposing your subconscious to that shit? I was sure I was about to get jumped by a serial-killing ghost.
July 2009
“SHANANANANANANANA-KNEES, KNEES”
– Axl Rose, in response to “What body part hurts the most when you fall over?”
Bikini that dissolves in water →
Hello! Designed by Germans. Of course, those dirty, evil Germans.
What's the IM equivalent of "Pick up the...
Turning light into matter - Harvard Gazette →
Science!
This is a queued post
Hello, people from the future! Technology, right? Pretty fabulous.
“Yes, college is very much worth it. The piece of paper itself, not so much. But...”
– I want to make babies with Essdogg’s brain, for reals. This is, as an aspiring film-maker, the only reason I’d go to University. The reason I didn’t go this year is because a) The established film industry in Australia is abysmal and b) I didn’t think the paper would help me...
Bloody Victorians.
mashburger:
Brooke’s umbrella was stolen last night by these two Victorian guys we were chatting to. They were really really nice, even if Jarred thought I was untrustworthy because I had an opinion. Brooke was like, ‘Does that mean I don’t have an opinion?!’ and Jarred put his arm around her shoulders, and calmly said, ‘Yeah, that’s nice’, in his broad aussie accent.
But then they were going...
Right?
Scott: Did you know there are more gay men in Australia than bisexual women?
Jake: I'm not surprised. I know a bunch of gay dudes but no bisexual women.
Scott: I am
Jake: Do you know any bisexual women?
Scott: I'd just assume that there are lots. I've seen quite a few girls making out
Jake: Well, that's just a girl thing I think
“You got a body to die for, let me merk it”
– Dizzee, what the hell does that even mean?
The Rise and Fall of Crocs →
I was always pretty “Whatever” about Crocs. When you realise that 50% of the shit people wear is ridiculous anyway, these don’t stand out at all.
Clearing up misunderstanding about XHTML 2 and... →
So that's how people get into credit card debt
I certainly understand the allure of retail therapy; I feel the only thing that could lift my mood currently is a browse around the thrift store for a new jacket or a flannie. Unfortunately, it would be fiscally irresponsible (considering the absence of employment).
I may do it anyway.
“Yes…no…I… this is…there’s an ongoing legal proceeding which precludes me...”
List of quotes by Ze Frank →
While googling to see if I got the preceding quote correct, I found this.
New study concludes that tanning beds increase... →
“Lady gaga can fuck my mouth and ill blow her load in her clit.”
– Lady Gaga has a penis (another thing we have in common!)
“Right … is that the only experience you’ve had?”
– Kyle Sandilands is a scumbag, there’s no doubt. In his defence though, I’d have no fucking idea how to respond to what she said either.
“Grint turns 21 on August 24, and apparently there will be seven million more...”
– Rupert Grint, in this brilliant interview in the Times.
“Another scene portrays the aftermath of a party at which the Hogwarts students...”
– This would’ve made the film much more tolerable [via theawl]
When Americans say "paw"
I hear “pwahhh”. Most noticeable with Queens accents. You just said “paw” out loud to see if I’m right, didn’t you?
“In England, people are like “When’s season four coming out?”...”
– Noel Fielding [via vulture]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt in NYMag →
I really like him a lot, though I’m still not sure whether I’m ready to endure (500) Days of Summer yet.
I JUST ASKED A BOY OUT ON A DATE
zolora:
I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
I AM AWESOME
I WILL DELETE THIS LATER
More girls should ask guys out.
Why is Spiderman 3 such a fucking piece of shit?
The only good parts are Ted Raimi and Bruce Campbell. I had to shower eight times after I saw it to get all of Topher Grace’s smugness off me. It smells like compost.
Edit: Can’t believe I forgot about James Franco, who’s obvs a fucking star.
