I do not advise going to sleep while watching...
Do you know how fucking terrifying it is to wake up after exposing your subconscious to that shit? I was sure I was about to get jumped by a serial-killing ghost.
SHANANANANANANANA-KNEES, KNEES– Axl Rose, in response to “What body part hurts the most when you fall over?”
Bikini that dissolves in water →
Hello! Designed by Germans. Of course, those dirty, evil Germans.
What's the IM equivalent of "Pick up the...
Turning light into matter - Harvard Gazette →
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Hello, people from the future! Technology, right? Pretty fabulous.
Yes, college is very much worth it. The piece of paper itself, not so much. But...– I want to make babies with Essdogg’s brain, for reals. This is, as an aspiring film-maker, the only reason I’d go to University. The reason I didn’t go this year is because a) The established film industry in Australia is abysmal and b) I didn’t think the paper would help me...
mashburger: Brooke’s umbrella was stolen last night by these two Victorian guys we were chatting to. They were really really nice, even if Jarred thought I was untrustworthy because I had an opinion. Brooke was like, ‘Does that mean I don’t have an opinion?!’ and Jarred put his arm around her shoulders, and calmly said, ‘Yeah, that’s nice’, in his broad aussie accent. But then they were going...
Scott: Did you know there are more gay men in Australia than bisexual women?
Jake: I'm not surprised. I know a bunch of gay dudes but no bisexual women.
Scott: I am
Jake: Do you know any bisexual women?
Scott: I'd just assume that there are lots. I've seen quite a few girls making out
Jake: Well, that's just a girl thing I think
You got a body to die for, let me merk it– Dizzee, what the hell does that even mean?
The Rise and Fall of Crocs →
I was always pretty “Whatever” about Crocs. When you realise that 50% of the shit people wear is ridiculous anyway, these don’t stand out at all.
Clearing up misunderstanding about XHTML 2 and... →
So that's how people get into credit card debt
I certainly understand the allure of retail therapy; I feel the only thing that could lift my mood currently is a browse around the thrift store for a new jacket or a flannie. Unfortunately, it would be fiscally irresponsible (considering the absence of employment). I may do it anyway.
Yes…no…I… this is…there’s an ongoing legal proceeding which precludes me...
List of quotes by Ze Frank →
While googling to see if I got the preceding quote correct, I found this.
New study concludes that tanning beds increase... →
Lady gaga can fuck my mouth and ill blow her load in her clit.– Lady Gaga has a penis (another thing we have in common!)
Right … is that the only experience you’ve had?– Kyle Sandilands is a scumbag, there’s no doubt. In his defence though, I’d have no fucking idea how to respond to what she said either.
Grint turns 21 on August 24, and apparently there will be seven million more...– Rupert Grint, in this brilliant interview in the Times.
Another scene portrays the aftermath of a party at which the Hogwarts students...– This would’ve made the film much more tolerable [via theawl]
When Americans say "paw"
I hear “pwahhh”. Most noticeable with Queens accents. You just said “paw” out loud to see if I’m right, didn’t you?
In England, people are like “When’s season four coming out?”...– Noel Fielding [via vulture]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt in NYMag →
I really like him a lot, though I’m still not sure whether I’m ready to endure (500) Days of Summer yet.
I JUST ASKED A BOY OUT ON A DATE
zolora: I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE I AM AWESOME I WILL DELETE THIS LATER More girls should ask guys out.
Why is Spiderman 3 such a fucking piece of shit?
The only good parts are Ted Raimi and Bruce Campbell. I had to shower eight times after I saw it to get all of Topher Grace’s smugness off me. It smells like compost. Edit: Can’t believe I forgot about James Franco, who’s obvs a fucking star.