April 2009
the best day of my life.
nedhepburn:
about six months ago i got very drunk. very, very drunk.
i was up visiting my parents in San Jose and i had gotten haggard on rum and beer in my friend jon’s garage the night before. i’d been sitting infront of the tv feeling very sorry for myself until my father said “why dont you ride the bike with me?”.
i agreed, for whatever reason. he was all ready to go in maybe two or three...
nedhepburn:
im not sure what to do. keep writing, i guess. thats all i can do. that and act. the neighborhood kids (kids! between ages 15-17!) took me out for tacos, the first real meal i’ve had in over four days. and we talked. i told them things they should know in life, like how pot really isn’t that bad but you should not under any circumstances do it until you’re at least start paying your...
Eli Roth is adapting "Cell"?
Just heard the news. That is bullshit. I’m sure I’ll see it, but I’m sure I’ll be thoroughly dissatisfied. It’s one of my favorite Stephen King stories (perhap because it was the first one I read).
The first human is about to cross the boundary of... →
“What really happened to Russia’s missing cosmonauts? An incredible tale of space hacking, espionage, and death in the lonely reaches of space” Dun dun dunnnnnn.
Sigh
indefensible:
I’m old and I don’t get jokes.
I’m just waiting to be taken out to a nice farm where I can chase rabbits all day long.
“Tell us about the farm, George”
Something You Should Read →
Reminds me of Tom Oatmeal, so if you like Tom Oatmeal, you’ll like Something You Should Read. Tom Oatmeal.
altPorn - Hipsterrunoff →
Just… weird. Elaborate storylines in porn are awesome.
“Movies taught me that romance was still alive. Life taught me that’s a...”
– I mean, really. I’d love to inhabit the world that John Cusack does. Unfortunately that’s pretty detached from reality.
Study blames rom-coms for unrealistic expectations... →
If they could just do one linking this to animated children’s films, it would explain a lot.
Bro advice
Jake: I need some bro advice
Dale: Yep?
Jake: What's the distance of relation you can hook up with someone who's related to one of your bros?
Jake: Are coustins out of the question?
Dale: Anything is fine if you ask the bro first
Dale: If he thinks cousin is too close then don't go there
Kinda hate that twitter is 'mainstream popular'...
I’m so looking forward to the day someone asks me “Twitter? Isn’t that the thing celebrities use to pretend they’re friends with each other?”
nedhepburn:
This is probably the worst I have ever felt.
What’s the matter?
AskReddit: What is your luckiest break? →
Mostly, AskReddit is full of boring losers moaning about how shitty their lives are (nothing wrong with that, it just gets a bit repetitive when you don’t know anyone personally). But sometimes there’s a gem like this:
“I skipped school one day during my senior of high school cause I just didn’t feel like going, but I told myself I was going to be productive. I needed some...
