December 2009
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Bye everybody. Watch my Tumblarity go down like a...
Miss you already.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“Kimmel says, of men in particular, “Part of the Quarterlife Crisis is a kind of...”
– Welcome to Your Quarterlife Crisis | EYEWEEKLY [via this lady]
Dec 28th
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“I just found gum under my Macbook charger. SCORE!”
– Sometimes, I quietly contemplate the company I keep.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“The hazing to get into the club was to out drink all the members.”
– The Hollywood Vampires
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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The Black and Blue Album: Tracks from Jay-Z's... →
Dec 26th
“The name derives from the tradition of giving seasonal gifts, on the day after...”
– Boxing Day So I guess that’s why everything’s 50% off, to make it accessible to our social inferiors.
Dec 26th
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Exceeds Expectations
Arran: When you said "Hey you gonna be online in 10? I gotta talk to you" I imagined you'd go off, kill someone and come back and say "Is murder wrong?"
Arran: Or something like that
Jake: I'm glad that's what you expect of me
Jake: Mission accomplished
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“Maybe I’ll catch you under the mistletoe.”
– Oh me, oh my.
Dec 26th
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Best Quotes from a Egan Christmas, 2009.
auddy: kellyegan: “Those fucking firefighters are getting paid $200,000 in LA.” “The whole of California will shift into the ocean! THE OCEAN. All this: under water.” “There must be some way to remember this.” “The Catholic Church and the Roman Orthodox Church are going to combine? Bullshit.” *Mom points to comic in the NYT* “You can do this. Why aren’t you doing this? You should write...
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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“Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you,...”
– Dennis Reynolds
Dec 24th
“Last night I was reading the wall comments on the Facebook page and one young...”
– Tom Morello writes about RATM’s victory over The X-Factor at NME.com
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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My favorite posts of 2009
January 1st: “Happy New Year’s. Fuck.” (Wild NYE party that had some dram-dramz). March 5th: Pokedads explained. The #1 google search term that brings visitors to my blog relates to this post. April 18th: Wishful thinking. The day after the night I alienated some of my longest friends. April 20th: A quote from Keith Murray about the therapeutic nature of alcoholism. This may...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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“Let me repeat the government has been clear that mandatory filtering will only...”
– Stephen Conroy Well then allow me to retort: Because, you dinosaur, the internet is supposed to be a tool for free information exchange, and this attempt at censorship (whether you believe it’s justified or not, that is what it is) is another example of a Government stripping its citizens of...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Wired gets to the bottom of how Duke Nukem Forever... →
Dec 22nd
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“There is compelling evidence that taking heroin in a new or different...”
– Drug Overdose#Misconceptions Take it with a grain of salt, I suppose, but I found this quite interesting. It also goes on to suggest that if you’re taking heroin in a new environment, decrease your dose (for a safer high!).
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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You know, like Death At A Funeral
Jake: Should we see Sherlock Holmes together?
Jake: And should someone make a black version called Sherlock Homez?
Scott: Perhap
Scott: And yes
Dec 21st
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“[Redacted] became a fan of You’re like 12, I don’t want to hear...”
– Looks like my adoring fans are tiring of me.
Dec 21st
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You can talk, you can talk, you can bicker, you... →
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“I learned improv by being naturally funny and charismatic but I know that...”
– Jake (via youcankeepthechange) This is an authentic thing I said. Every time I get quoted on Tumblr, Andy Samberg turns into a jet and flies into the sun.
Dec 21st
“Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera), bass guitarist for the garage band Sex Bob-omb,...”
– Edgar Wright is trying his hand at being Diablo Cody. This premise makes me want to vomit into my Weetabix. (via jakec) Jake, the comics are great. REALLY great. Like, so great that I can assure you that you will think they are great. I can’t stop saying great. This will not be D. Cody-esque. I can...
Dec 21st
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“Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera), bass guitarist for the garage band Sex Bob-omb,...”
– Edgar Wright is trying his hand at being Diablo Cody. This premise makes me want to vomit into my Weetabix.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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“At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our...”
– Voice of Darth Maul, Peter Serafinowicz, on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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