November 2009
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October 2009
Hey you
I love you guys (gender-neutral pronoun “guys”, not specifically my male followers). I hope you have a great Halloween.
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I hope they really do dig scars, because this is...
Arran: How's the badass flesh wound going?
Jake: Still incredibly badass! Nineteen women have given me their number in the last 45 minutes.
Arran: Up like 20% from the norm
Jake: Right
“Segel said that he based the character of Sydney on Russell Brand. Stating that...”
– I Love You, Man is pretty good. Paul Rudd’s character has the best family. Andy Samberg? Hello. JK Simmons? What’s up now. Jane Curtin? Boom.
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“Lions, therefore, I think.”
– Tao Lin is a modern day Descartes. I think I might get SFAA.
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HA HA RECURSIVE JOKE
- PASTICHE OF SAID JOKE
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John Mayer Syndrome - UrbanDictionary →
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“The same goes for me, of course. If anyone disenfranchises you, let them know I...”
– <3
Reddit releases 'Ladies of Reddit' calendar. Why... →
We try and do, on TV, quite magical epic journeys... →
So, the Mighty Boosh film is now official.
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“I’m in Thailand and Russell Brand is here with Katy Perry, wow and ewww!...”
– Oh, phew.
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Kanye West - School Spirit Skit #1
tesslynch:
When I was looking at colleges, my mother and I flew from Los Angeles, where we’d spent the previous three years, back to the east coast, where we’d spent all the years before. I was, at the time, dating a person who was in his first year at Wesleyan, and whose opinions on college were, so far, fairly low; at the time, naive to the fact that my parents would be moving back to the east...
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Bands I'm excited to see live (and I still find it...
Muse
Kasabian
Rise Against
Eskimo Joe
Mars Volta
Dizzee Rascal
The Horrors
Calvin Harris
Girl Talk
It may not be Reading & Leeds, but thoughts of Big Day Out will keep me going for the rest of the year.
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Everything I learned about foreign countries is...
Jake: My Dad just came over and dropped off a shirt he bought for me at JC Penny when he was in America
Jake: Now I feel like an authentic American
Luke: Awesome!
Luke: I expect you to be wearing it the next time I see you
Luke: Whilst shooting someone with a handgun
Jake: And eating a pounder from McD's
Luke: Yup
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Conspiracy theories
Luke: The Australian Food Standards Code restricts the addition of caffeine to kola-type soft drinks, flavoured cordials and flavoured syrups. In these drinks, the total caffeine content must not exceed 145 mg/kg (36mg/250ml serve)
Luke: Well that's just shit
Jake: Friggin jerks
Jake: Always oppressin' us 'n' shit
Luke: Exactly! Gawd.
Luke: 145mg/L is sooo shit
Jake: We should import some US cola. FIGHT THE POWER!
Jake I bet the Government doesn't want us to be energised enough to revolt.
Luke: Keeping us like sloths. Bastards.
Anecdote
I asked out the girl at the theatre counter last night. Like a six foot tall butterfly on fire, I exploded into her life before disappearing from it forever. Her first impression of me was when I ran into the foyer by jogging up the down escalator with several plastic bags in my arms. Our dialogue before I decided to ask the question was thus: “Can I have one ticket to Astro Boy...
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Five things I'd take with me if I had to live on a...
Straightening iron (Nicky Clarke)
Root Booster
Silver cowboy boots
Kings of Leon CD
Bamboo drainpipes (for the New Wave castaway)
Why do you blog?
I'm not gonna raichu a love song, but I'll make... →
I wish it had some filters, some of you have awful music. No offense, your taste is offensive.
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