My good friend Franic
had his 18th last night. It was a lot of fun. Jagermeister, Absinthe, Vodka and Mother is a potent combination.
It’s going to be 40C (100F) every day this week. Ughhhhh.
New details about Gossip Girl spinoff →
The term “Like Greased Lighting” was first published in 1833 by an English...– From the Dictionary of Cliches (via sterlingpowers) (via lapanopticon)
Jake: I'm not sure whether to call it The Lair or The Chill Pad
Tony: call it HQ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jake: Fine, but I'm adding "for the Chillest Dudes" on the end
Tony: god fine
Jake: Henceforth to be known as HQ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA for the Chillest Dudes
Tony: it definately has a ring to it
I would improve my chances of survival by not breathing a damn word of it to...– If transported 1000 years back in time, how exactly could you use the sum of modern knowledge (mathematics, physics, etc.) to improve chances of survival?
shutupinternet: I walk into the first day of physics today and my teacher starts us off with some brief survey questions. We knock out three questions and then the big cahuna comes up, the one that separates the fourteen nerds in the class from the rest of us: What is your favorite Star Trek series? Oh boy. This is going to be a long semester. And you said The Next Generation right?
Stuff I have to buy
New phone New headphones Driver’s license test fees Tickets to the Moonlight Cinema in the city. Let’s get punk in drublic! This will expend the rest of the money I had saved from the job I quit two years ago.
24 is back! :O →
Golden Globe winners - Gawker →
Slumdog Millionaire! Tina Fey! Heath Ledger! The Wrestler! None of these are surprising at all.
Although we are led to believe throughout the entire film that Harvey Dent is...– 50 Reasons The Dark Knight sucks
You don’t need me and I think that’s what’s really breaking my heart.– (via littlemiss) (via lendersinthetemple) (via apologies)
New Year's Resolution
Live every week like shark week.
Also I really want to go photo-jogging tomorrow.
So I just saw Yes Man in the cinemas, which is huge for me because the last JC movie I saw at the cinemas was Liar, Liar (over ten years ago). A lot of critics are saying this is essentially the same premise as Liar, Liar, but they can all fuck off (please?) because it isn’t the same. There’s no magic involved that compels the character to say “Yes” outside of his...
Stonehenge 'built for raves' →
Druids didn’t have glowsticks so they used MAGIC instead