FUCK trick or treaters I HATE them– My friends really get into the holiday seasons. I AM GETTING IRRESPONSIBLY BLACK-OUT DRUNK TONIGHT! Update: Holy what the hell happened last night? Bawwwww. Glad I have such wonderful friends, probably wouldn’t have made it home without them.
Dying 8 Year Old "Pretend Marries" School... →
This is the sweetest fucking thing I’ve ever read.
Saturday night was momentous.
Philosopher Jokes →
New Watchmen footage! - Io9 →
A Pill to Selectively Erase Your Traumatic... →
Seriously though that costume is great, and that truly is some decent chest hair...– Luke, on my nearly-finished costume for Thursday
Truthful TV Title Cards - Glark →
“Winging It” indeed.
Today she said yes. I think I’m in love. Also, tonight was awesome. After dropping off my new gf, my friends and I spent the night alternating between two parties with enough freebies to keep us from spending a cent on alcohol. The walk home was nice (I was topless after a disastrous first attempt at shotgunning beer). Youthful debauchery is my favorite. If you’re reading this Jaz,...
Upsidedown Dogs! →
Better than those fucking LOLcats.
'Why is America so content with Mediocrity?' by... →
Bertrand Russell: What I Have Lived For... →
One of my guilty pleasures is revelling in the catharsis brought on by reading confessionizer. Sometimes I like to imagine that the confessions there are all posted by me or my friends, because some relate so closely to current affairs. I could probably make a proclamation about how comforting it is that we aren’t the only ones feeling the way we do, and write a long, winding post about how...
They were right. The movie is not very good at all.– Even Alec Baldwin admits ‘My Best Friend’s Girl’ was no good.
Australian ad agencies full of drunk junkies -... →
Christ, this is not surprising at all.
Smooth - A short film →
By my (and I’m honored to say this) friend, Scott.
What Tina Fey Would Do for a SoyJoy - NY Mag →
30 Rock’s integration is undoubtedly the most clever in the business. It almost seems parasitic though.
Jake: Frankly speaking, Jenny's dress is ugly
Arran: It is
Arran: Oh well
Arran: She stole the show
Jake: That little whore! She should go back to school
Jake: Her Dad puts so much money into her
Jake: For what? Nothing
Arran: Let her live her own life!
Jake: She's 15, she needs boundaries!
Arran: This is the opportunity of a lifetime!
Arran: We'd be great parents
Denton cuts 1/5 of his staff - Radar →
No more Nich Carlson? Bummer.