October 2008
“FUCK trick or treaters I HATE them”
– My friends really get into the holiday seasons. I AM GETTING IRRESPONSIBLY BLACK-OUT DRUNK TONIGHT!
Update: Holy what the hell happened last night? Bawwwww. Glad I have such wonderful friends, probably wouldn’t have made it home without them.
Dying 8 Year Old "Pretend Marries" School... →
This is the sweetest fucking thing I’ve ever read.
Kate's 18th
Saturday night was momentous.
Philosopher Jokes →
New Watchmen footage! - Io9 →
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
A Pill to Selectively Erase Your Traumatic... →
Spooky.
“Seriously though that costume is great, and that truly is some decent chest hair...”
– Luke, on my nearly-finished costume for Thursday
Truthful TV Title Cards - Glark →
“Winging It” indeed.
19/10/08
Today she said yes. I think I’m in love.
Also, tonight was awesome. After dropping off my new gf, my friends and I spent the night alternating between two parties with enough freebies to keep us from spending a cent on alcohol. The walk home was nice (I was topless after a disastrous first attempt at shotgunning beer). Youthful debauchery is my favorite.
If you’re reading this Jaz,...
Upsidedown Dogs! →
Better than those fucking LOLcats.
'Why is America so content with Mediocrity?' by... →
Bertrand Russell: What I Have Lived For... →
Quite beautiful.
Confessionizer
One of my guilty pleasures is revelling in the catharsis brought on by reading confessionizer. Sometimes I like to imagine that the confessions there are all posted by me or my friends, because some relate so closely to current affairs. I could probably make a proclamation about how comforting it is that we aren’t the only ones feeling the way we do, and write a long, winding post about how...
“They were right. The movie is not very good at all.”
– Even Alec Baldwin admits ‘My Best Friend’s Girl’ was no good.
Australian ad agencies full of drunk junkies -... →
Christ, this is not surprising at all.
Smooth - A short film →
By my (and I’m honored to say this) friend, Scott.
What Tina Fey Would Do for a SoyJoy - NY Mag →
30 Rock’s integration is undoubtedly the most clever in the business. It almost seems parasitic though.
Gossip, girls
Jake: Frankly speaking, Jenny's dress is ugly
Arran: It is
Arran: Oh well
Arran: She stole the show
Jake: That little whore! She should go back to school
Jake: Her Dad puts so much money into her
Jake: For what? Nothing
Arran: Let her live her own life!
Jake: She's 15, she needs boundaries!
Arran: This is the opportunity of a lifetime!
Arran: We'd be great parents
Jake: Totally
Denton cuts 1/5 of his staff - Radar →
No more Nich Carlson? Bummer.
